Fox's Den

 

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AN: Okay all. As of this chapter things have officially become AU and not just AT. Enjoy!

 

Chapter Seven

 

After leaving the hospital; Tony crashed on the couch with Kelly snuggling in next to his side. Her head lay over his chest so she could listen to his heartbeat. She may not know just exactly what Tony had but she could tell that he was really sick and it scared her. She was afraid that he would leave like her mommy had.

Taking in the scene Gibbs went to grab the camera that they kept around for moments that were just too good to pass up like this one. He paused when his cell phone began ringing. Grabbing it quickly he answered with a gruff “Gibbs.”

 

~ Gibbs! Can we see him? He is home right? They didn’t keep him longer did they? Can I…”

 

“Abby!” Gibbs interrupted exasperatedly while watching Tony, who was starting to stir in his sleep. Holding his breath he waited a moment until Tony settled back down into what seemed to be an even deeper sleep.

“Yes, he is home. He’s asleep right now so no you can’t come over yet. I will talk to him when he wakes up. I don’t think he can handle any visitors right now but we’ll see Abbs.” Gibbs told her when she started to complain.

 

~ “Okay. Hey! Maybe we can make it a welcome home party.” She said.

 

“We’ll see Abby.” He told her before saying goodbye and hanging up.

 

Heading back down the hall to where they kept the camera Gibbs grabbed the camera and went back into the living room and snapped a quick picture of the two of them. Even with the dark circles under Tony’s eyes it was a cute picture. They’d have to get the roll of film developed soon.

 

About an hour later Gibbs went back into the living room and knelt down in front of the couch. Leaning slightly over Tony he gave him a chaste peck on the lips and began to whisper in his ear.

 

“Tony. Tony you need to wake up. Tony. C’mon babe, wake up.” He sat back a bit as Tony’s eyes slowly blinked open. He went to says something but Gibbs placed a finger over his lips.

 

“Shhh. Kelly’s still asleep. She missed you a lot even though you were only gone for a few days. Abby called. She wants to see you and I think she’s going to invite the rest of the team. I told her not tonight. Okay.”

 

“Yeah, thanks Jethro. I love Abby to death but I don’t think I could handle her exuberance tonight.” Tony said.

 

“I know. If you’re feeling up to it maybe we could have the team over for dinner tomorrow night.” Gibbs told Tony.

 

“Sounds good.” The younger man replied.

 

Hearing the door open Gibbs stood up but before he could greet the visitor Ducky walked in.

 

“Jethro, I just spoke with…” Ducky began only to be stopped upon the sight of Tony laying on the couch with Kelly resting against his side and Gibbs leaning against the arm of the couch.

 

Yawning Kelly opened her eyes and seeing who was there carefully climbed down from the couch and rushed over to greet their visitor.

 

“Nonno Ducky!” Kelly exclaimed running up to him and hugging him before running back to Tony and leaning against him again.

 

Smiling Ducky walked over and sat in the chair near the couch.

 

“Anthony, my dear boy, how are you feeling today?” he asked.

 

“Okay Ducky. Tired and sick of being sick. Thanks for convincing Brad to let me come home early. I’d have gone insane if I’d have had to stay in the hospital any longer.” Tony told the ME.

 

“Of course, Anthony. I also spoke with the director and he has agreed to giving you three weeks of what amounts to paid vacation, without actually using your vacation or sick days. If you need more time than that, your accrued sick days will be used, paid of course. Tom said that you have well over three months of unused paid sick and vacation days on the books that should you need to or wish to you can use them.” Ducky told the younger man while sharing a look with Gibbs.

 

They talked for a little while longer before Ducky did a quick check of Tony, listening to his heart, lungs, pulse and checking some other things.

 

Standing up Gibbs walked Ducky to the door and saw him out. Locking the door he turned and went back into the living room where Kelly and Tony were fighting to stay awake.

 

“Okay time for bed, for the both of you.” He said before either of them could protest. He helped Tony up from the couch and was there if he needed help to get up the stairs. Once Tony was in the bedroom he went and made sure Kelly was ready for bed. He needn’t have worried because she had gotten ready and fallen into bed, the covers pulled half-hazardly over her. Straightening them out he kissed her forehead and left. Turning the light out and leaving the door cracked in case.

 

Walking back into the bedroom he shared with Tony he found the younger man struggling to catch his breath after a coughing fit. Helping Tony to relax and catch his breath he then helped the younger man into the bathroom where they both got showered and dressed for bed. Helping Tony to prop the pillows up so that his airway was clear they settled in to sleep.

 

Every time Tony’s breathing started to change Gibbs would wake up and listen, making sure that Tony would be okay. They had sent home a portable oxygen machine just in case and in the middle of the night he had woken Tony and asked if he wanted the oxygen turned on. Getting a nod he got up and got the oxygen turned on for Tony. Once that was done he found that he only woke up once or twice when Tony got a coughing fit.

 

Morning came and went. They’d woken up and gotten ready for the day. Director Morrow had given him some time off due to the situation. Gibbs had made breakfast for them and Tony had managed to keep down some toast and half of a banana. He wasn’t really hungry he’d told Gibbs.

 

They spent the day relaxing. Gibbs worked on his boat a bit while Tony took a nap on the couch and Kelly colored in the living room near Tony. She’d been glued to his side for most of the day. He went upstairs and found Kelly just resting against Tony and watching TV with the volume down. He made lunch, which consisted of Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

 

Once they had eaten Gibbs brought up the conversation they had had last night.

 

“Tony, do you want to have the team over tonight?”

 

“Yeah, I think I can handle them now.”

 

“You sure?” he asked

 

“Yeah. I’m surprised Abby hasn’t been blowing both our phones up with text messages and calls already.” Tony joked with Gibbs.

 

Nodding Gibbs said he would call Abby and tell her to come over around 1800.

 

They had told Kelly that Abby and Kate and McGee were coming over. Kelly had gotten used to the team and they had gotten used to her very quickly, even if they had been curious for awhile. They both remembered with fondness McGee’s reaction to being called Zio Timmy. He’d about fainted even though he had no idea what Zio meant. He’d heard Kelly call Abby and Kate Zia so it had to be something nice. He had started hyperventilating when Tony had said welcome to the family in a Brooklyn accent. (1) Tony had followed that up with telling him that Zio meant Uncle and Zia meant Aunt. Kate had her hand on the phone just in case Ducky was needed to revive the youngest Agent on his team. Kelly seemed to jump between Italian and English. She said some things sounded cooler in Italian.

 

At 1700 Abby showed up. She said she couldn’t wait to see Tony any longer. She’d brought her famous Gumbo for Tony since she knew he liked it. She had also brought him a dozen black roses. Kelly had asked why she brought dead roses.

 

Laughing Abby told her that they weren’t dead. They were rare and held one out for Kelly to smell. Kelly had smiled and hugged her Aunt before saying okay and sitting back down next to Tony.

Kate and Ducky had been the next ones to show up shortly before 1800. Kate had brought some home-made cookies and Ducky had brought a small bottle of single malt scotch. For a celebratory toast he told them, handing the bottle to Gibbs as he did so.

 

McGee was the final one in their “family” and he brought Pizza from Tony’s favourite pizza place and he said that he had some board games in his car if they wished to play them. Tony asked what they were and got an unholy grin when McGee said Trivial Pursuit.

 

Everyone sat around in the living room after eating their fill of Gumbo, Pizza, and other foods. Abby helped Gibbs place the leftovers in the fridge while Kelly helped her Uncle Timmy set up the game of Trivial Pursuit in the living room. When she saw the amber colored liquid in the fridge that was unlabeled she asked what it was.

 

“Ask Tony.” Gibbs told her. Nodding she finished helping in the Kitchen and when they went in she asked Tony about the unlabeled bottles in the fridge.

 

“Tony? What’s in those unlabeled bottles in the fridge?”

 

“Huh? Oh. The ones with the amber colored liquid? Home-made Apple Pie courtesy of my Aunt. She sends me some at Christmas time and unless you wanna fall on your ass I wouldn’t drink more than one glass if you want to try it.” Tony smiled as he said this. (2)

 

“No Thanks. Maybe later.” Abby told him. Nodding they went back to mixing the cards for several separate Trivial Pursuit games into one game.

 

After they had the cards mixed up they picked teams. They each chose a colored pie circle Gibbs and Tony being green, McGee and Ducky orange, and Abby, Kate and Kelly being blue.

 

They rolled the dice to see which team would go first. It turned out to be Kelly’s team.

 

Their first question was: “What Disney movie was nominated for an Academy Award in the 1990’s?”

 

Kelly knew this one because it was one of her favourite movies. She liked the Beast even if Belle was annoying.

 

“Beauty and the Beast!” she exclaimed.

 

“Who started the sci-fi TV series Star Trek?”

 

“Gene Rodenberry” McGee answered.

 

“What US City did Indiana Jones take off from on his adventures in Raiders of the Lost Ark?”

 

“That’s easy. San Francisco” Tony answered.

 

“How many Rocky Movies were made by 1990?”

 

“Five” Tony said without delay. Movie trivia was his forte after all.

 

“What do you fear will stick to the roof of your mouth if you have arachibutyrophobia?”

 

 “Peanut Butter! Though how anyone can fear Peanut Butter is beyond me” Abby answered.

 

“Why is the Funny Bone so called?”

 

“It's the humerus.” Ducky said. Being an ME he knew enough about human anatomy.

 

“How Many original Seasons of Gilligan's Island were TV Viewers subjected to?”

 

“Three” was Tony’s response.

 

“What Dickens character said “Please, sir, I want some more”?”

 

“Oliver Twist” Kate said without preamble.

 

They continued on in this vein for quite some time with the end result being a tie between Tony and Gibbs and Kate, Abby and Kelly. Ducky and McGee were one away from it having been a three-way tie.

By this point Tony was tired as was everyone else. It had been a fun evening despite the circumstances under which it had started out as and they decided they should do this again sometime. McGee decided to leave the game there for now as he was too tired to want to sort through and place the game pieces and Trivia Cards in their respectful boxes.

 

Once everyone had left, Gibbs carried Kelly, whom had fallen asleep while everyone was getting ready to leave, upstairs and laid her in bed. Going back downstairs he helped a drowsy Tony upstairs and into their bedroom. Once they were both settled for the night, Tony with his oxygen cannula in place, they quickly fell asleep. The next few days would see Tony slowly improving and also becoming quite grouchy.

It had been almost a week since Tony had come home from the hospital after his bout of Y-pestis and Tony had plans for that night. Plans that Gibbs knew nothing about. Once the day had gone by and Kelly was in bed Tony made sure he was sprawled out on the floor in front of the fireplace. He was watching a movie when Gibbs came down from checking on Kelly.

 

“I go back to work tomorrow.” Gibbs said.

 

“I know, Jethro. Half days right?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“You going to take Kelly to school before going to work? Or should I let her ride the bus?” Tony questioned.

 

“I’ll take her to school. Her teachers will probably want to talk to us sometime this week.”

 

“Yeah. If they do I’m going with you. I need to ask them about how the investigation into those boys is going. Kelly hasn’t mentioned anything about them and neither of us have gotten anymore calls and it’s a bit disconcerting.” Tony told him.

 

Nodding Gibbs agreed with Tony’s assessment even if he didn’t like the fact that Tony would be leaving the house for what could be several hours. He didn’t want him to end up back in the hospital even if it was relatively warm outside. He knew that Tony would sit outside in the backyard and watch Kelly play on the swing set that they had gotten her recently.

 

He was watching the movie that Tony had in, something about Medieval Britain, the Crusades and men wearing Green Tights.(3).

 

While he was contemplating the movie Tony had moved and was leaning against him, playing with the collar of Gibbs’ Polo. This distracted Gibbs from his thoughts as he looked down into the younger man’s eyes. Leaning down he placed a chaste kiss on Tony’s lips before pulling away. He was thwarted by Tony’s hand in his hair, pulling him back down for another, longer kiss.

 

Breaking apart Tony panted for breath while Gibbs was only slightly out of breath. Pulling away from Tony’s hold he attempted to get up but was stopped by Tony whose hand tightened in his shirt not letting him pull away. Looking down into Tony’s eyes he could clearly see the emotions running through them. He knew what Tony wanted. Wrapping his arms around the younger man he pulled him close.

 

Leaning down he placed a kiss on his lips and let Tony set the pace. Leaning back he pulled Tony in close until Tony was straddling him. Groaning when Tony broke the kiss to smile down at him before leaning back down and kissing him again.

 

“Jethro…” Tony whispered, rocking his hips down into Gibbs own. He panted trying to keep his breathing steady, he wanted this. They didn’t often do things sexual, mainly because they wanted to go slow but Tony was getting sick of slow. He knew he wouldn’t be able to handle everything that he wanted, not with his lungs in their current condition so he’d settle for what he knew his lungs could handle.

 

Leaning down he took Gibbs lips in another passionate kiss, letting his tongue tangle with that of the other man’s. Reaching down he began to fumble with the belt on Gibbs jeans, once that was open he fumbled with the button and pulled the zipper down. Reaching in, he grabbed Gibbs’ cock and began lightly stroking him.

Groaning Gibbs sat up slightly and reached down, grasping the younger man’s cock in his hand he began to set a slow rhythm. He leaned in and nibbled at Tony’s ear causing him to gasp.

 

“Jethro…I…Ohhhh…feels good… OH God…” Tony panted, he was so close already. He’d been thinking about this on and off all day and knew he wouldn’t last long.

 

Groaning Gibbs released the throbbing length in his hand and grabbed Tony’s wrist stopping the movement. He managed to work his hands into Tony’s sweatpants and get them down and off. Leaving them tangled around one of Tony’s ankles he grabbed his waist and pulled Tony up against him. Growling as their erections lined up and Tony whimpered in pleasure.

 

Thrusting his hips up so that their erections rubbed together he pulled Tony’s head down for a kiss. Pulling back he whispered into Tony’s ear.

 

“Yeah Tony. Feels good don’t it? Mmm…wanna see you come just like this…” groaning he gripped Tony’s hip tighter as Tony’s thrusts began to falter. They were both so close, he knew it wouldn’t take much for them to fall over the edge and into oblivion.

 

“Jeth…Jet…Jethro…Oh God, Jethro…I…” Tony panted leaning down and burying his face in Gibbs’ neck.

 

Chuckling slightly he groaned. Oh he knew not being able to scream was driving his young lover crazy. He’d figured out rather quickly that Tony, if given the freedom to, would be quite vocal and loud in bed. The way Tony was positioned gave Gibbs the perfect opportunity to whisper into his ears.

 

“Yes, Tony. God. Wanna see you come like this while I’m buried inside you. Want to be able to hear you scream my name. Tony…” groaning the last bit Gibbs nipped Tony’s neck just as Tony had done to him.

“Jethro…I…Jethro!” Tony cried out softly, the sound muffled by Gibbs neck as Tony came. Spurts of warm fluid spilling over both of their stomachs and groins. Growling Gibbs gripped Tony’s hips tighter and thrust up a few more times before following the younger man over the edge into orgasm.

 

Panting Tony lay there, sweaty and sated, Gibbs arms wrapped securely around him. Chuckling softly he sat up slightly, punching Gibbs lightly in the arm he said “That wasn’t fair, Jethro. Teasing me like that.”

 

“Who said I was only teasing?” he asked smirking up at Tony’s slack jawed expression.

 

“Well damn!” Tony chuckled. He sure hadn’t pegged Gibbs as one to talk dirty. But. Damn! Tony wasn’t going to complain.

 

Smiling at him Tony leaned back down and curled up against Gibbs, his head resting on the other man’s shoulder. They both just stared into the fireplace for a little while. Tony had just been drifting off when he was nudged awake.

 

“Hmmmm?”

 

“C’mon Tony. We should head up to bed. I don’t know about you but I sure don’t want to have to explain to Kelly about sex just yet.”

 

“Yeah, neither do I.” Tony said, groaning slightly as he sat up, grabbing his sweatpants and straightening them out before pulling them back up and over his hips.

 

Shutting the DVD player and TV down Tony carried the blanket he’d laid out back upstairs to be put into the laundry. Stripping once he was in their room he headed into the bathroom, throwing his clothes in the hamper by the door as he passed it and turning on the shower. Smiling as Gibbs walked up behind him and wrapped his arm around Tony and placed a soft kiss on the back of his neck. Stepping away from Gibbs Tony turned and smiled at him before stepping into the shower. Once done they got ready for bed. Crawling into bed next to Tony, whom was going without the oxygen tonight, he placed a soft kiss on his lips before he himself fell asleep.

 

The next week would pass relatively normal, Gibbs would take Kelly to school and then head to work for his half day. He’d leave around noon and go home. Tony, whom was already becoming restless, was trying to talk Gibbs into letting him go back to work soon. Gibbs had managed to set up a meet for Friday so that Tony could go with him as well. After that Tony had to be at Bethesda for a check-up with Brad. If Tony had his way he’d be back to work come Monday.

 

Friday eventually rolled around and Gibbs and Tony headed to Kelly’s school. The principal and teacher had been very curious about Tony’s illness and why they had pulled Kelly out of school for a week.

Walking in Tony and Gibbs greeted Mrs. Young and Mr. Muten.

 

“Gentlemen.” Mr. Muten nodded, not looking up. “I’ll be with you in just a moment, paperwork you know.” He said as he continued writing on something. Setting his pen down, he let out a sigh before looking up at the two men seated in his office.

 

“Mr. DiNozzo, Mr. Gibbs. Mrs. Young and myself have made some headway into the problems that Kelly was having. I pulled the boys and their parents in to my office to speak with them recently. According to the boys, young Kelly here is the one who started all of the altercations.” Mr. Muten paused for a moment before continuing.

 

“Now, I have had Mrs. Young unobtrusively observing the boys since that meeting and have noticed a rather disturbing pattern of behavior. Kelly does indeed start the altercations but only in defense of the younger children. I have reprimanded all of the boys as well as informed their parents as to the punishment they will receive.”

 

“I also made a suggestion to Mr. Muten about a way to make the boys think twice about what they are doing.” Mrs. Young said.

 

“And what would that be?” Gibbs asked.

 

“Well, every year we hold a sort of job fair. Everyone from K-5 attends. We have stalls set up for different jobs as well as someone who work in that particular field come in and give a speech at an assembly before the children go home. I suggested that this year we invite the parents of the children as well as ask any parents who work in a particular field if they would speak to the school about what they do. I was hoping that ssince you are both federal agents you would be able to come in and give a speech.” Mrs Young told the two.

 

“We’d have to clear it with the director first.” Tony told her.

 

“That’s fine. Also if you know of anyone else that would be willing to speak with the children we would appreciate it.

 

“Well I did work for the Baltimore Police so I could also speak about that as long as the director doesn’t mind.” Tony told her before continuing on.

 

“Now, Jethro also said you wished to know the reason why Kelly was pulled from school for a week. For once it’s not classified information but I am only going that it was work related, something which landed me in Bethesda Naval Hospital because I was very ill.” Tony said.

 

“Was? I still say you should wait another week to go back to work.” Gibbs said.

 

Nodding both Mrs. Young and Mr. Muten could see that there was a more complex version of the story. One which neither man wanted Kelly to know.

 

“Well, on a different note Kelly is doing well with her punishment. It seems that the younger children adore her from the reports we are getting, also a few of the teachers suggested that she be tested because she seems to be well advanced for her age group. That is ultimately up to you but if she is tested she may very well be able to advance a grade depending on how gifted she is.” Mr. Muten told the two.

 

“We’ll talk about that and let you know Mr. Muten” Gibbs told the man.

 

“If that is everything I have an appointment with Brad.” Tony said getting ready to stand.

 

“Brad?” Mrs. Young questioned.

 

“Yes. Dr. Brad Pitt my pulmonologist and before you ask no he’s not related to the actor.” Tony said, chuckling at the remembered comment Brad had made.

 

“I see. That is everything. Let myself or Mr. Muten know whether or not you will be able to appear and speak at the assembly.” Mrs. Young said as she was seeing them out of the office.

 

Once they had left the school they headed to Bethesda to see Brad. Thankfully Kelly thought that Tony had just had a really, really bad case of pneumonia. Once they had seen Brad they decided to head home. He had told both men that Tony should take another week off of work since he had it but it seems Tony had decided not to and Brad knew there was no sense trying to talk sense into the man. Hopefully Gibbs could but it was unlikely.

 

What neither man knew was that the following Monday at work would be one that would never be forgotten.

 

~Monday, NCIS, Elevator~

 

“You’re sure you’re up for this?” Gibbs asked turning to look at Tony.

 

“Never felt better” Tony told him. He knew that wasn’t true though because Tony hadn’t been able to sleep and he’d also been up coughing in the middle of the night the past two days.

 

“Yeah?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Ya look like crap.” He told the younger man. It was true to an extent. He was just hoping that Tony would just go home and take the rest of his sick leave. Plus he knew he had to get back into his tough exterior for the rest of his team. They had agreed that they could find out on their own but they wouldn’t tell them, though they suspected Ducky knew or suspected the truth.

 

“I love you too Boss” Tony said with just a hint of sarcasm to have Gibbs unsure if it was supposed to be a joke or not.

 

“You’ve got another week of sick leave coming Tony. You should take it.” Gibbs told him.

 

“You know I was going crazy at home, Jethro.” Tony said, his voice low.

 

“I know Tony. Still think you should take the rest of your sick leave though.”

 

“I know Boss. I may not be one hundred percent yet but you know me.” Tony said a slight smile on his face.

Nodding Gibbs turned back around to face the doors when they opened and let the two of them onto their floor.

 

Kate was on the phone and both her and McGee ignored him. He hadn’t even gotten a chance to sit down before they were out the door with a new case. Two dead sailors had been found in a car off Route 17.

Tony and McGee had talked to the state troopers who had responded to the 911 call and gotten what they had learned while Gibbs and Kate had started to process the scene.

 

Kate had just bagged the cloth that had hidden the removed hand of the driver when Tony came down the embankment saying something about the mustang’s tags and promptly fell on his ass and started to tumble down the embankment instead of walking down it like he had been.

 

Gibbs told Kate to help him up while he went to find out where the hell Ducky was. While Gibbs was up with Ducky Kate and Tony had started to process the scene. They were temporarily distracted by their argument and the ensuing incident. Kate ended up with a snake wrapping around her leg. One which Tony thought was poisonous that turned out not to be.

 

Kate had kicked him and he happened to look over and underneath the car when he caught something out of the corner of his eye.

 

“Freeze! McGee Don’t move! Car’s wired to explode. Looks like the detonator’s tied to the trunk.” He exclaimed standing up and moving behind the car next to McGee.

 

“How far did you turn the key?” Kate asked McGee, who wasn’t sure. He thought he might have turned it all the way.

 

“Don’t let it snap back. Alright?” Tony said as he insinuated himself into McGee’s position. Grabbing the key from McGee’s hands and making sure he had a good hold of it before telling him to let go.

 

“Okay, Both of you run!”

 

“No Tony we’re not leaving you sta…” Kate began but Tony promptly interrupted her.

 

“I’m a lot faster than you are. I’ll be right behind you. This is not a debate! Okay? This thing might be primed already.” He saw them run up the embankment out of the corner of his eye. He really should have taken that extra week. Shit! He just hoped that he would have enough time to make it up the embankment before the car exploded. He knew that normally he was faster than both Kate and McGee but his lungs were still healing from his bout with pneumonic plague. Someone out there had it out for him that’s for sure.

Up on the road Gibbs was on the phone when he noticed Kate and McGee running up the bank.

 

“It’s the car!” Kate yelled.

 

“It’s wired to…!” McGee shouted before being cut off by the loud explosion. Ducky and Palmer both ducked even though they were well clear of any falling debris. Once the flames had receded Gibbs, Kate and McGee all turned towards where the car had been.

 

“TONY!!!!!” Kate’s shout had his blood turning to ice in his veins as he looked for any sign of his senior field agent and lover.

 

TBC…

 

AN: Not sure how well this chapter flowed but hopefully I did okay. Translations Below (Remember these are Italian unless noted)

 

Zio-Uncle

Zia-Aunt

Nonno-Grandpa

Piccina-little one

 

(1)Okay I don’t mean anything by using the Brooklyn accent but every time I hear certain accents (Brooklyn, New Jersey, etc…)I think of those old Alfred Hitchcock films and the multitude of mobster movies around. Most of them have a similar accent (unless it’s Russian Mafia) and that’s kinda what I was thinking of. I use ain’t saying everyone from those areas are involved in something bad just that that seems to be the commonest accent used in movies. I know someone from that area and I always get a kick outta the accent…It makes me wanna watch mobster/mafia movies for some reason.

 

(2) Yes, if unexperienced in the ways of homemade drinks then you will fall on your ass. Actually this is one of those drinks that tends to creep up on you and before you know it*bam* you’re flat on your ass or bowing to the porcelain god known as the toilet. No It’s never happened to me (I grew up with this of course it hasn’t) just I’ve seen it happen.

 

(3) Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Written and Directed by Mel Brooks in 1993. This is a comedic take on the ageless story of Robin Hood. Mel Brooks himself even played a role, that of Rabbi Tuckman. Cary Elwes(Robin Hood) is joined by Dave Chappelle{in his first big screen role}(Ahchoo), Richard Lewis(Prince John), Tracy Ullman(Latrine), and a whole host of others in this funny movie. Obviously it was inspired by the fable Robin Hood and is a comedic take on the tale. Mel Brooks Produced, Directed, and wrote the screenplay for this film. If you haven’t seen it yet I suggest you do. It’s only rated PG-13 (not that that stopped me from watching it when it came out in 93 and I was only in Kindergarten.) so is safe for most kids. I wasn’t most kids so I was watching it when I was younger then Kelly. Of course nowadays parents get in trouble for spanking a kid so things have changed.